So, at first I was confused by the movie reviews. Then, I thought about what it must be like to be a neglected has-been who needs to spend $3 million dollars so I can get $3 HUNDRED million dollars from my rich uncle! MAN!
They rule~It took me about 4 or so to get that the punch line was the identical, breathless plot summary. It made me laugh a lot. The title of the article is "The Madness of Crowds: Movie Reviews, or why do people even tell us what they think?", yes?
Ryans doodles are great and would go well as illustrations in the body of articles.
On another note from trolling the internet for rutland/madness of crowds-type writing, I think we should refrain from using too much of other people's content when possible. Not so much because I am worried someone will find out we are using their stuff without permission, but because in our own way I believe we can do it better & weirder than they can.
I guess, really, what I am trying to say is that my friend Shannon did this in MS Paint and it rocks so fucking hard I cant even believe it: